Posted 6 days ago

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

jojokes:

If you’re feeling down please look at mario. He is giving you the thumbs up. Everything will be ok. It ok. Please be happy. I love you.

Posted 1 week ago

plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago
pwnagearcade:

Baby Godfather

pwnagearcade:

Baby Godfather

Posted 1 week ago

nyannerz:

ive come here to receive a rub

(Source: youtube.com)

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

So we all talk about the guys in the Avengers movies

my-atomic-relationship:

But how come we don’t ever talk about the guys in the X-Men movies

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I mean

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Look

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At

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These

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Beautiful

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Human

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Specimens

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Like

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Why

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Don’t

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We

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Talk about this?

(Source: stjohn-allerduck)

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago
bramblepatch:

hot-n-spicy-preston:

talk-to-me-i-m-torn:

lichanlin:

mindmyiswhere:

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY

OHMYGOD.

Everyone’s gotta have boobs on their blog.

GUYS IT ISNT WHAT YOU THINK I SWEAR

…it was exactly what I thought. Possibly I spend too much time on tumblr.

bramblepatch:

hot-n-spicy-preston:

talk-to-me-i-m-torn:

lichanlin:

mindmyiswhere:

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY

OHMYGOD.

Everyone’s gotta have boobs on their blog.

GUYS IT ISNT WHAT YOU THINK I SWEAR

…it was exactly what I thought. Possibly I spend too much time on tumblr.

(Source: xxmelissaxx)

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

dead-pendragon:

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

SOMEONE SAID IT

Posted 1 week ago
"HAH! Hmm..well I guess Pascal’s not hiding out here."

(Source: imolaf)

Posted 1 week ago
unstvlish:

nodudedontdothat:

4gifs:

Puppy enjoys listening to guitar

I CANT DEAL WITH THIS AMOUNT OF ADORABLE 

OH MY
I THINK MY HEART JUST STOPPED FROM THIS AMOUNT OF CUTENESS

unstvlish:

nodudedontdothat:

4gifs:

Puppy enjoys listening to guitar

I CANT DEAL WITH THIS AMOUNT OF ADORABLE 

OH 
MY

I THINK MY HEART JUST STOPPED FROM THIS AMOUNT OF CUTENESS